if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
(Source: officialtomkirk, via thequeenissecretlyapolarbear)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
“Aunt May, I’m kinda busy right now, I’ll call you back, ok?”
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 set, May 18
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
omg cas meeting misha would be like a puppy meeting an owl
$5 says Misha would hit on Cas for fun
$10 says Misha would end up making Castiel feel as uncomfortable as Cas makes everyone else. ”I don’t understand why you’re so close. Could you step back a little? You should talk to Dean about personal space. He can explain it. Misha? Misha, please. Remove your finger from my nose. This isn’t funny.”
“I don’t understand. Why is your index finger in my nostril?”
“shhhh put on the cheese dress”
(Source: samecoin, via thequeenissecretlyapolarbear)
loveislouderthenbloodandscars:
Interesting fact. The photographer of this photo was a high school student. He committed suicide after exams.
I can’t stop reblogging this..
(Source: perfectlywarped, via black-motionless-romance)
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via rian-dawsons-coffee-cup)
